Chaptor !)

"Brett, I have to tell you something. ... Brett?, Brett I'm trying to tell you something. hhhmm" Kenneth sighed.

"Brett turn off the TV I am trying to tell you something ok."

"Sorry dude, you know this is my show." Brett responded as disappointed as if he had to give up all his N SYNC Cd's.

"Brett, I almost ate a greasy eighty's mullet man thing." Kenneth admitted.

"Brett, BRETT!"

"Dude, what?, I'm sorry, You know this is my show. I thought I could listen to you and still watch so I just muted it. Ok sorry, pause, whats up?" Brett Apologized.

"Dude, I just told you that I almost ate a greasy eighty's mullet man thing." Kenneth re-admitted, lacking the feeling that the first round shined with.

"Do you think if I changed my name to Rett, you know, dropped the B people would think I was a rugged cowboy?" Brett asked.

"DUDE!, what are you talking about? I'm freaking talking to you about something here!" Kenneth said anxiously.

"Ok ok, sorry. I don't know what you want from me, you said you ate a guys mullet or something. That's sick. Sick like nasty not like having a cold." Brett replied.

"I want you to talk to you so you can see how you are, does that make sense?" Kenneth asked with concern

"I'm sorry dude, I haven't had a coke in like two days and I have a head ache. Not to mention my leg is killing me ok and I just want to watch The Last Unicorn and I cant because your talking about some music Billy Ray Cyrus music video." Brett pleaded with Kenneth. "If you want to sing achy breaky heart and stuff while your in the shower then that's ok, ok, you don't know this about me but I sing in the shower sometimes."

Kenneth's eyes rolled.

"Brett, I want you to listen to me very carefully, where did they put your pain medication?" Kenneth prodded

"Dude, I cant take pain medication right now, I've already taken a ton. My face car wash things."

Kenneth gently helped Brett down the hall to his bedroom.

"Kenneth, Moo Shoo Japan Dragon Shower, Shin shee shin shee"

"I know Brett, I know, you just lay down and I'll see you in a few days when you come back to reality."