Friday, December 12, 2008

Chaptor @

"Tell me Kenneth" commanded the therapist, ....For some reason ever since "it" happened when ever Kenneth was asked something by the humans it always seemed like they were trying to command him...... "Why do you think in these dreams, that your pants are always distressed?"

"Well, wait, did.., haven't you asked me this before?" With that Kenneth had lost his patience, He sprang from the che's lounge and the transformation began and was complete before he reached the Doctor. It was over as quickly as it had started and Kenneth left via the fire escape. I really do need to start wearing sweatpants when there is any chance of killing he thought to himself and he climbed into the classic Ford Galaxy waiting in the ally. Other then the lack of pants no one would have ever suspected Kenneth was more then a fit, well built workoutaholic with shaggy hair and long nails. Werewolves are more like vampires of Legend. Not the over grown dogs of most common folklore. The transformation was subtle but deadly to anyone on the receiving end. But then there were the pants...

Kenneth put the Galaxy in park and walked a short ways through the parking lot into the mall, After picking up several pairs of lounge pants he was off and ready for work, sure he wasn't able to wear the pants there but as far as he figured, he could at least wear them under his pants, it was winter and he could easily pass the double layer off as a need for added warmth as he was frequently traveling and outdoors in his efforts to sell more granite.

Driving out of the parking lot Kenneth's mind drifted back to the greasy therapist, ...What kind of freaking therapist was he anyway, asking the same stupid question over and over, sure my pants turn to shreds despite the comparatively subtle size in bulk my legs take on. Maybe he suspected it was more then a dream. Who's that lady and why is she staring at me. She cant see my pants can she? Stupid greasy therapist give me a belly ache. Why am I so hairy even when I'm in human form? Gosh my stomach really hurts. Where did I put the change that lady in the mall gave me? Oh man am I freaking out? Is this one of those freak out attacks? Come on Jeppy, calm down.. there go all those questions again.. you know what the Doctor said about this... deep breaths... Aahhh that's better....

3 comments:

Fedaykin said...

Very nice, yes. Greasy bellyache and all. I think the devouring of the therapist needs to be expanded a bit, set the scene, you know? I'd also prefer if the pants conundrum was a comic subtlety that is addressed more delicately.

Quists said...

"Why am I so hairy even when I'm in the human form?!" Ah Brett, what a story. HA HA HA!

-Kami

Anonymous said...

oooo I am on to you... wait wait, I have got it.. Cody is the Therapist in this story..